10 super wtf moment

... that I'd encountered lately.

Scenario 1:
So on the solstice festival my coach went over our house to have supper together. We happened to had KFC omg so fatsss. At the moment we were discussing about a weird custom that nowadays wedding couple have had.

Coach: Do you guys know that a new custom is now spreading on facebook about how the wedding couple invite friends/family to their wedding dinner?

All: Don't knw.

Coach: Basically it's like a wedding package, something like the couple fix the amount of angpao. 
If u give RM 100 then u go their wedding, you only got to drink water, no food not even chair. If u give RM 500, you got to eat lousy food. If u give RM 1000, then you can eat better food.
If u give RM 10000 then u can give name to their first child. 0.0

We laughed. He hereafter continued: If I'm rich enough I confirmed used RM 10000 to throw him then I named his child.If his surname is 刘 then I'll named his child 月经. If his surname is 马 I'll named the child 屁精. 

If you get what he meant lollll.

Scenario 2:
My dog was having her nap right in front of my main door. I saw my little sister stared at her with a satisfying smile so I went approached. She quickly stopped me and warned: "Shhh she's sleeping soundly." I mischievously went on and yelled: "Weihhh wake uppppp!" My dog woke, and my sister replied: "Yea 没事了 you can now have your nap back."

Wtf my dog knows human language?

Scenario 3:
I was ironing clothes without switching on the air-cond. In that case I was frustrated with the temperature around so I murmured: "Wtf is wrong with this weather?"
My mum replied: "In this hot weather I supposed you should have a bottle of........"
Me: "ALCOHOL?! =DDDDDD!!!" (I took wine cooler basically)
Mum: “No, it's chicken essence.”
Me: "Damn it mom. "
What the hell the chicken essence to do with the hot weather. So unrelated zzzzz

Scenario 4:
Someone texted me without mentioning his name on the new year eve but I'd never noticed. One random day I saw it back so I replied: Who are you? He replied: Sri, the next MU player. wtf totally spoil the market hahahahhaa

Scenario 5:
One of my friends went through a broke up with his girlfriend, he talked to me and hinted me that he wanted to commit suicide. I was so panic and completely freaked out, then I told xiao huai, the ultimate rational and coolest guy on earth, :"Omg my friend who just went thru a broke up hinted me that he wanted to commit suicide. Omg Huai please tell me what to do, I'm so tense now. TT" He replied (with typical broken Eng where we used to use) : haiyo commit suicide only ma you never seen meh? Ask him go ahead la if he dares to.

LOL wtf how he managed to stay cool all the time?

Scenario 6:
One day I was wearing shades with my bangs down in the mall. I show you the photo.

With the Playboy dress.

I supposed I looked really cool until...

my friend started to notice and told me: You act what cool? Can you please take it down? So I was like: Cannot. Please don't be bothered about me. She said: Hoohoo I know what's wrong already! You din't put on your make up!! Hahahahaha.
....
.....
......
There's an awkward silence around the crowd.
I whispered: Please la I got put on ok? Just too lazy for the eyes area. zzzz
She: You put wat?
I: Concealer la. Some more got lips gloss.
She: So shame to say you did.
I: You yelled so loud what face you also throw already la. Still shame for what?!!!!

WTF x5

Scenario 7:
I was ironing clothes AGAIN where I saw a pretty clothes with grey leopard prints on. I was thinking of asking my mum to give it to me but when I flip the logo, I saw hush puppy.

Ok I know, forget about it.

She then wore it and ended up that shirt was a little bit small for her. She passed it to me: "You want or not? I give it to you. New one." I was like: "Mom are you confirmed it fxxxkin Hush Puppy. 0.0"

She replied: This is one of the 60% discount item so I bought it. It's not over RM 50 so it's ok .... IF NOT YOU THOUGHT I WILLING AH?!!?!?!

Damn. Wtf is wrong with this.

Scenario 8:
I failed my car test few days back. It's seems so highly unlikely to happened to others, apparently a lot of people failed theirs' too. But I'm glad I'd make many friends there, like literally. So one of the Indian girls happened to sit beside me after our car test. Next to my bench.

After I ended my phone call with my friend, this girl turn back and we had an eye contact, so I smiled at her. She lips-synced to me: How was it? Is everything ok?
I lips-synced back: Noooooooo I failed. :/
She: Me too awwww

The second test came, before she got onto the car she kept on turning back to me to show how nervous she was. I plastered her a smile and lips-synced her that everything gonna be okay. So she got on the car. She was so damn nervous but I think she do quite ok after all.

After I did mine, I encountered her inside the office. She was like: Good? I said: Passed ^_^ I guess you too right? She said: Yeaayy. So are you coming on the 21st to sit for the ulangan? I nodded. She replied: See you very soon. Byee ^_^

We encountered twice, second time at the stationary shop. She went like: "Oh hii. See you very soon. :DDDDD "
She looks super ultimate happy because she found a friend who is as noob as her. Fine I'll take it.

WTF first time see people failed car test still can so happy one. I'm super impressed by the positive energy she sent to me. ^_^ Optimistic girl *.*

Scenario 9: 
I cannot explain how much I dislike friends who has their very own 'principle' and they thought everything they think, are all right, like literally. I can make friends with them, but to everything I nodded when they talked doesn't mean that I agreed with the facts, I'm just trying hard to accept.

One day this guy came to me and told me the reason I failed in life after he read my blog. I din't fail. I'm just finding the track to success. Ok since he's my friend, I accepted.

He told me the reason I failed in my life is because I scolded too much wtf. Hahaha. This sounds so damn wrong. Wtf is just a daily necessary word for me to complete my sentence. Idk when do I start having this disease within but I still think it's ok after all. Rather than scolding fuck you and oh my god. Oh my God is so damn rude, you everything happened also call God, you think He very free ar?

Ok below is the conversation between us:
" The key to your success is that you should stop scolding wtf. "
" Cannot one. It came out naturally. " (this one is just an excuse hahah wtf)
Then I think he felt quite mad + funny at the same time so he said: WTF is IT CAME OUT NATURALLY?!! (caps lock part means he talked quite loud haha)
I said: " See? Like this. "

Super wtf we both ended up laughing at him. Hahahaha.

Scenario 10: 
One random guy came and chat with me. Before he go he reminded me to drink more water.
I asked Audrey: "Do I look dehydrated? "
Audrey: "Hahahahhahaa maybe because you look hot."

Ok thanks for the compliment honey but this is so damn wtf funny. Hahahahahaha Do I? Wtfffff vain of course no lar hahahahha.


Thanks for reading my un-funny jokes and un-wtf wtf moment. Have a nice day :))

2012 reflections and 2013 resolutions

LIFE

which I've been through the past 12th months,

was most probably adventurous, exciting, and experiencing ever in my life.

And it's literally means I haven't been living in sucha life since I was born,

for the past 16 f'in yrs. 

It is almost the end of the year now and I think it's probably one of the best time to reflect myself, together with the bad attitude I possessed, the reason I lost and the root to the failure of my occurring problems. 

I don't know does it only me or everyone of you have one of those night staying alone in your room, started to feel lonely & not knowingly reminiscing the past, then slowly the teared up apart?

I DO.

And  that's why I came up with this.

Of course not to notify everyone that today is the end of year, everyone has their own calender. 

I reminisced what I've actually done over the year. Sadly, I have to say,

I DONE NOTHING.

Not studying hard, keeping neither friendship nor relationship ends, potrayed bad attitudes and even disappointing everyone around me, especially my parents.

Basically, the less distress part of this year is that I'd been in the same class as my previous year classmate, which I got a little bit overwhelmed with joys. I HATE how I need to merged myself into a new circumstance, like after I worked for a year (when i was 16th), I finally got REALLY along with my new classmates, they are just awesome. But it's not about the hard work are paid off, it's like how I get stress-less for figuring how should I greet, smile, and initiate a conversation with people. It might seem easy for others, but definitely not on me. 

I still remembered the first day I went to school, I saw everyone plastered their smile and I have the most welcomed greet. Skipping the class part, this year has probably be the most suffering year for all the SPM students, like how much pressure we were receiving from everyone and I felt like I'm being pulled in all direction. Everyone goes like: it's about your future man! Hard work would paid off!

Yea I bet it does but I never tried.

Cox it's like what I have told earlier, luck has always been my side.

Also, I felt in love in this year like after being single for more than 2 years. I thought I shouldn't get involve in any relationship since it's my final year and I have to work hard. But making an irrational choice, I couldn't help with it. Not because how attractive my ex was, please people -_- Like you know when you got amazed by someone (ok lar not so amazed), something like attracted and crush on, you probably won't easily lost the chance for falling in love. OK maybe just me -_-

I don't know what's wrong with both of us in the end, we both just ended up without reason. I meant HE ENDED UP without reason. The biggest problem among us was mainly the distance we had and we met less. But in the end of the day we ended up without any sign of notification, neither in the fading of love nor the TREMENDOUS distance that he finally realized we had between us. Super wtf haha

I'm not blaming anyone out there because I had really reflected on what's actually wrong with me to make him thought of splitting with me. As Max said, realizing the distance we had shouldn't had happened after we had been together for almost half a year. I know that failing a relationship is affirmatively the fault on both side, I really got it. Of course I don't want it to happened to be the same reason of the next break up, so I took time to heal and be conscious of my own fault. Don't tell me I din't did any, I'm sure I somehow do.

Of course I have a lot of sleepless night, thinking of how I should wake myself up throughout the days after. How should I actually go through everything without accompany, like I thought there'll be no sunshine if I lost him. Fortunately, the Sun still shines. So I thought I could actually walked out from the pain and live another life. And I did. It's not as hard as people used to thought. 

Now that I got really over with love, with guys. Stop it. Guys out there, stop being sweet to me if you know I'm not keen to have a relationship with you. I'm sorry but I'm probably still, too young for love. I somehow hope that my best friend fall for me or vice versa because I need a guy who know me well. This is the level of maturity in me, wanting a best friend as a bf. So I conclude it as, young love.

This year, I also have been losing some friends. Right after I thought I have already walked out from the pain but I din't somehow, I don't know whether is the hormones killing or the brain juice decides to went wrong I have quite an insane moment which I nearly went crazy. 

I thought I've the most happiest moment when I lost in love is that I spent more with my friends. But the more I spent, the more I realized the darkest side of everyone. I realized the people who approached me, have really bad intentions. Because I possessed my worst weakness that I rarely reject people to do certain things for them even I was obliged to. And so everyone took for granted of it. 

When you stopped being generous for offering things, all the sucks thing came up like no one wants to be your friend anymore.

YOU WORTH FOR NO VALUE OTHER THAN WORKING FOR THEM.

In order to pick either one as I would willingly do, I choose to give up on skin deep-friendship. 

No pros, no cons. Just less friends around. It's really sucks.

I don't know whether I sound like bragging, it's just the true feeling where I somehow got it when I was alone.

I stopped putting endless effort on those friends, they realized and of course they quit. Who doesn't? It shows how unappreciative of them, every single them, who literally forgotten the amount of effort I put in them, either in our friendship. 

I'm not blaming, I'm not hoping any karma will hit or what ever thing that will happened to them. I don't hate, I really din't. I realized hating is also a partial effort that you have to put in someone, the moment I decided to give up, I surely won't be giving any damn to everything happened out there, don't even hope for a single fuck. Not to say I want to make you guys life as miserable as possible, but I'm sorry, I really just don't bothered what were you guys bitching about my life, because it sounds like my life are wonderful than yours, so why should I give a damn? And please. I can't be fucked up with those words you guys used to insult me, and I shouldn't. If I make myself being fucked up so easily, what then make the difference between us?

This is the year, probably, the year I gain most haters, mainly because my hormones went wrong. Hahaha. Just kidding. I guess partially is because the tension that I've receive in all sites, still keeping myself on the wrong track and I can't get it right. In this distress position, I might suffer in balancing my own emotion, making it the biggest reason that lost friends.

I admit everything happened because of me cox I'm not going to throw shit on other people for blaming them. No point.

Another reason is because I start to party. Then people go like: Ohhh no PARTY GIRLS ARE SLUTS. Oh my are you kidding me? Yea right I supposed those celebrity that used to party are sluts too. Katy Perry is a slut, Miley Cyrus is a slut, even Vanessa Hudgens is a slut. Oh my God such a slutty world. So you happy? Calling everyone slut does make you feel like you're super pure and cute? Yes I'm a slut you're a virgin. What ever -_- I don't give a damn. If you hate, keep on hating. Perhaps the negative energy you sent me has partially converted into the source of energy for me to improve in advance and I supposed the constructive idea that you guys has render has made me changed a lot, in either behavior or temperament. Aww so kind of you. Thank you. ^_^

The past 12 months, I haven't been study like really really hard. But then I make no regret cox at least I paid hard work, and hard work paid a little off. As I know how much work that I paid, and surely the amount that will be paying back won't be any big one. Nevertheless, I studied in a environment which not much pressure has exerted in it (I mean during SPM) as my parents know my ability the most, and how much I should and I would achieve. Thank you for trusting you daughter and unwind the overwhelming force I got from other medium.

Also thanks to all parties who willingly brought me up upon the success, especially my English teachers in CES who take every students to their heart, educate us with passion and patient, to become a student that can speak so fluent in English, I can see people around me are growing with English, especially me, who have the guts to speak in front of people, debate in English, and even explain an article by using English. I see myself growing in this period, fighting against the nerves and standing out with courage. Perhaps I can achieve more in future. Thank you everyone that has put their effort to bring me up till today.

There's a period when I felt extremely happy and some of those days like I'm a little bit overwhelmed with joys. The moment I felt everything on the earth are made for me, the people around me, the joys I had with those people, the things I own, the love I receive from everyone... etc.

But it never last, never. Cheat one.

Till then I hit the bottom rock like I went through a lot of sucks thing without noticing they were hurting more and more each time they hit. The hurts I bare slowly accumulate until it became kind of thrombosis? ok lol at this cox this is like the only thing I remember about biology.

Next then I saw a book, with a title like: WHEN YOU HIT THE BOTTOM ROCK, THE ONLY THING TO DO IS UP. (Idk am I right cox I got super lousy memory)

Pretty inspiring one I supposed. Altho it's like quite lame but this is the only solution doesn't it? & so when you got zero solution, I bet you'll try out. SO I WENT UP. I don't know where supposed to be the RIGHT direction I just simply WENT UP.

Of course in the journey of up you have to pay in your trust together with your faith. Who doesn't got heart broken moment? Who doesn't met the wrong person before they got to settled down? Who doesn't fell off from the track before they reach the destination? Who doesn't made the wrong choice when they seek in opportunity? But I'm sorry, successful people went through everything we can't bare. That's why they are SUCCESS. Get it? Got it. Good.

So basically I think I'm now somewhere is the middle of my journey la. If you think you are my friend please carry me up, if you think you are hater pigs I hope you can pull me down. By that I also can witness my own strength ma hahaha. But I'm afraid you can't unless you want to show how lousy you are hahaha. ok lame wtf.

Thank you. I'm truly thankful for everyone who decided either to pick me up or to climb together with me. Especially my soul mate no.1, I know she won't be reading this but still! Thank you baby. Thank you for all the pillow talks and everything that you have done, to make my day better by telling me you love me. I don't know the amount of love I received got exceed your bf's or not but I still love you maxxxx.

Thank you to everyone lend me a hand. Thank you for your compliment during the year 2012. In return to the efforts you put into me, here's my resolutions for 2013:

1 : KILL THE TEMPER

I know everyone has a very hard time to tolerate with my bad tempered, cause it went really wrong at times. Even my mum hates me for that. Cox I'm like the King of the world, I do what ever I want. I hate un-requested comments. I hate opposite opinions. I think I'm right all the time. Now that I realize I'm wrong for that, so chill, and kill. Thank you.

2 : IF GETTING A CAR LICENSE COUNTED AS A RESOLUTION.

Then this will be the second. I don't know is this one counted cox just now when I was chatting with Ng Jie I asked him what's his resolutions he replied this. I guessed it's counted, so best of luck Chen Yi ^_^

3 : READ MORE BOOKS

This one confirm is cheat one because I have tons of books in the shelves that I never even keen to throw a sight. But I hope I can study harder than last year, improve my Chinese and English too. Read more newspaper so that I'm always inform with the latest news.

4. STOP BEING EDUCATED FOOLS

What's educated fools? It's us. If you watched Dee Kosh's videos, you would probably know this. We are so highly educated and we have every info with us like wikipedia, google, bings and all the website which are really useful to us but instead of getting the information on these website, we rather surf facebook. For me facebook is like the useless social network ever, but I can't help with it, because I have a number of friends which we only keep in touch in social network, some are like really anti-social, idk what's wrong with them, but I will try to reduce the time I spend online and make it useful. In the other hand I'll also try to use the internet wisely. (IF I COULD)

5. NEVER FALL IN LOVE

By that I don't mean that I can never get into a relationship. Just not FALL INTO it. I have to chill and WALK in. Does that sounds cool? Chill and walk in. LOL. Take love easy, that's all I want. Because life is so meaningful other than waiting your girlfriend to reply your text. Guys do you get it? You can go like watch movie, share the house chores with your mum, play basketball, football, volleyball, hangout with your friends, just not WAITS FOR YOUR GF TEXT or STARING FB NEWS FEED, please. Take it easy. If you love, give spaces to breathe. Anyway, make it slow and steady, I would love to learn more things and gain more experience first, before I got into a relationship. Like I'm stated above, I'm too young for love. If only if I met someone who really cares for me, I would consider, just a little bit.


OK I guess that's all for now that I can figured them out. So byeee. Thank you for being patient. I love you guys. :*

BKK 2

Back then, the next day we went on to their well-known floating market. Photos below are not sorted properly with timeline, I'll just caption it. Feel so unsatisfied with the photo quality & I nearly thought of neglecting this blog post. Mood totally sucks until I don't even feel like sorting the photos. *lazy bum excuse*:P

On the boat, apparently dad took this photo.

                           Wow my camera so LOYAL one ah?. Focus the RIGHT face lol 

Some of the scene I managed to take. I trust that google has nicer image than mine lolol

On the cab. No, my dad neither is the worker nor boss at Mitsubishi company. He just bought a car which COME WITH A CAP and he loves red. That's why. -_-

Headed to China Town for some accessories shopping.

Idk what's wrong with that awkward smile on my face wtf -_-

Not forgetting the mention that the second day when we were in BKK was actually the King's birthday. THE KING. (have to use caps lock differentiate HIS status) Because you know why, early in the morning before we headed out, I saw a lot of people were wearing yellow shirt. Then I was like: Oh maybe it's kinda religion day like 九王爷 or what so I din't bothered much about it. When I got into the cab, God ,the jam was very terrible and almost all people walking on the street was wearing yellow shirt. According to the cab driver then, it was the KING's birthday. I was like: OMG the people here celebrating their KING's birthday by wearing yellow shirt. They even stood by the road that the KING would pass by, JUST TO SEE THE KING'S FACE (and probably wave to HIM ) The people are VERY VERY LOYAL to their KING.  

I passed by a open air hall where they gathered together and the scene was something like THIS: 

Horrible 0.0

I feel the love in them. I feel it.

I thought of how pitied our King's celebration in M'sia. All people are just looking forward for the holiday. Who remembered the King? Not even 1% of total citizen I guess. But one thing I'm sure is, the Thai King has done something to His country, His people. That's why everyone loves Him. I figured the amount of love the King has received, exceeded the capacity of his heart would afford to accommodate. LOL. I love Him too ^_^

Celebrated the King's birthday by the road side. You really cannot imagine the scene. When the birthday song started to play everywhere, all people stood frozen and each of them hold a yellow candle. I was buying snacks at the moment, then that fella was like: :"Sing song first business later" I respect the hawker. Not just the hawker but all the people in the country, they own my respect.

Then there's also a big screen showing the King's celebration's ceremony on live. I saw His face. Yay ^_^

This xiao bobo I really cannot stand his facial expression. Aww :p

They also release A LOT of sky lanterns as you can see on the photos above to send the blessing to their King. Aww so sweet. The King must be VERY blessed. :D

So at the very late night we went to party with the shemale at the roadside. LOL. No lah! I just stood beside drinking my alcohol then when he asked us dance together I only dance la haha. Super enjoy. Loves.

The next day we went to Platinum Fashion Mall to have our lunch there. 

Then this xiao bobo happened to became too bored and took ARTISTIC photos of his sunglasses. I'm there beside him, was drinking ice-blended mocha :p

I went to buy this waffle and it cost like MYR 7 sth I guess. I think it's quite expansive according to their standard of living.  But it's nice tho. :p


The next morning we had our breakfast in our hotel which located on the 43 th floor. The panoramic view from the restaurant was indeed a breathtaking one.

Haven't got ready yet -_-

Photo-bomb daddy lol

At night we went to Siam Paragon by taking free shutter van. Yes I very gross I like free and cheap stuff one wtf.

LOL I can never take proper photo with him one. While waiting for dinner.

This outlet is selling international brand so everything is so expansive. Of course we only did window shopping there. Can see cannot buy TT

 

So end my post with a photo of me ^_^

So see ya soon, goodnight readers :*

Niki's day ♥

Hello peeps. Today I'm gonna blog about Nikita's birthday. A little celebration her parents did for her at our granny's house. We're not informed earlier, just thought it was family gathering cox we thought her birthday was over. wtf super old memory -__-

Niki's selca :p 

Doing her duck face and selca with Yoggie 

Cutest laughter on earth :p 

Cray cray selca-ing. :p 

Ok lol just ignore my face. This photo is to show you that she shave a part of her hair. Nikita ftw. So chiooo me likey. 

She was trying to capture photo with her spider man camera LOL kids are kids. 

LOL pattern more than badminton huh? :p 

 Also was an earlier celebration for Josh. Guys group photo 

So happy with her Barbie dolls cake that she picked herself.  ^__^

 This one is the invitation card we received from Ben's gorgor wedding. Omg so artistic one. Their wedding also confirm very nice one. Can't wait. Share with you guys next time ^.^

 Wow happy Niki with her new water bottle 

Niki's typical duck face lol so cute ♥ 

 Jill and Niki ♥

 With her new Barbie :P

 What are you looking at sweetie? Me? :*

LOL so that's all for today. Tata :D